bad Konglish (installment #3)

Once again, back (of course) by popular demand:
BAD KONGLISH, PART THREE!
Be afraid, be very afraid...

(click on the image for a better view)

Apparently this is not the place to go if you wanna hook up with someone.

Knowledge of what exactly?

Yes! Lung cancer!

Smile virus?

It's meat for your wellbeing. Yummy.

Well being is a big thing here.

Check out the paragraph...this is just weird.

Watch out for airplanes...

Yes, let's.

Because multi-colored is the only way to go.

There's just too much going on here.

It seems like there's an underlying theme here. Hmm...

Here's the infamous cube.

Look at the very top...it's the virus! Ahhh!!!

Not just part of the day, but all day!

100%!!!

The place wish to go, the place wish to stay.

No trash in these parts.

It's a sweet juicy drink and it's so delicious!

POP! Funny popcorn!

Cookies are members of the Ambassador of Peace!

Oh no! Is the panda hung over?

This panda kinda freaks me out.

And with his special red cape he is now SUPER PANDA! Power up with fresh cheese!

He fights for truth, justice and the happy virus!

It looks like he ran into an airplane too.

And here we have an examination of dating in the 60's.

This was on one of those carry around bags in a store at the mall.

Awesome...a strawberry car! That's one sweet ride.

Yay! You can choose!

The weather and life of someone named Cookie.

Not happy about the changes in your life? Put them in this coin purse!

Wood friend's party for your happiness. Whatever that means.

She may be sweet, but she looks kinda sinister to me.

This says: "If a man take no thought about what is distant."

What's a "yeaning"? :)

We are going to the with beans.

Toxic...not really the best name for a conditioner in my opinion.

Um...

Rabbit...it's what's for dinner.

Wise words from MoMo.

Forget Dancing Queen, we got the Dancing Pig!

Yes, I always cook my friends. Yum...

Sorry, but you need to refresh.

Ye Ye...it's the ghetto potato chips. WOW!